Board your windows! Buy water! Buy Spam! Panic! Gosh, I’m missing the media madness that happens whenever there’s a storm in the Gulf.

Here in flyover territory, there’s a 50% chance of rain tomorrow. And, yes, it’s the day they’re supposed to start pouring concrete. Finally.

The forms are all in place. This is what we saw at 4 this afternoon. It’s from the northeast corner of the garage.

By the way, if you ever see me buying Spam, you probably should panic. Because something will be very, very wrong.